Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) It’s amazing how some people’s stories change when they’re backed into a corner. Why would you trust someone so slippery when they’ve already proven that they’ll reveal some portion of an inconvenient, embarrassing, or shameful truth only when they feel they have no other choice? While it’s important to generally give people the benefit of the doubt, … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Keep it short and sweet, Cancer
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Sign Language: Rock that ‘fro, Gemini
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Lately, you’ve been craving imperfection. You’ve enjoyed your toast a little burnt, your clothing slightly frayed, and your apartment three degrees away from an ideal temperature. It’s not that you’ve finally accepted that the world isn’t perfect, or that you’ve become that much more appreciative of those imperfections (though you have). No, it’s just … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Rock that ‘fro, Gemini
Sign Language: Be a wild card, Libra
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Kittens, teenagers, and lovers simply don’t respond well to uninvited discipline, no matter how much they need it. Sucks for you, when you’ve got livid red scratch marks all over your ankles and ego from their rambunctiously playful antics. It’s tragic that they don’t even stop once they’ve drawn blood – unless it’s their own. Learning to control the … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Be a wild card, Libra
Sign Language: Just because it isn’t a sentient robot doesn’t mean it isn’t worth your time, Pisces
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You dream you meet your soulmate, who turns out to be a duck. As they cock their head to allow first one beady eye, then the other, to gaze longingly into your dewy pair, you listen to their tales of the Fowl Revolution. The moment you fervently swear allegiance to their cause you awaken, but the memory of their beaky kiss still lingers. Ducky’s … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Just because it isn’t a sentient robot doesn’t mean it isn’t worth your time, Pisces
Sign Language: Don’t be a sore winner, Libra
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Change is always alarming, and I’m sure it’d be a little freaky to wake up and find your house being lifted off its foundations and loaded onto a truck by construction workers and machines. However, before you freak out or try to put a stop to the whole project, consider the alternatives. With a bit of effort, it will be possible to transplant your … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Don’t be a sore winner, Libra