Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Sleepwalkers engage in a variety of fairly complex activities and wake up completely unaware of ever having done them. Unfortunately, somnambulism isn’t as much of a get-out-of-jail-free card as you might imagine. Although it’s hardly fair to make someone accountable for things they did while asleep, it’s still likely to make those who are … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Stick with it, Sagittarius!
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Sign Language: Time to step up, Capricorn (or no one else will)
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) When you were younger, you played games to test your own strength much like the way baby animals playfully enact versions of the activities they’ll require for survival and success later in life, like hunting, chasing, and fighting. At some point, though, part of becoming a mature, compassionate, and conscious Scorpio is to stop exercising your … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Time to step up, Capricorn (or no one else will)
Sign Language: Don’t worry about the crumbs, Capricorn
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) There are at least seven major cities that are in imminent danger of sinking, including Bangkok, New Orleans, and New York. Rising water levels due to global warming and crappy foundations are mostly to blame. This made me think of you, Scorpio. Why? You may not realize that you’re in danger of sinking, too, because of poor planning or changing … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Don’t worry about the crumbs, Capricorn
Sign Language: Don’t be so bloodthirsty, Scorpio
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Sure, you could bake a traditional apple pie, but these particular guests would probably be more excited if, when they cut into that innocuous crust, they discovered bacon and pecans, or avocado and kiwi – something surprising and just as delicious, if not more so. Thinking outside the box isn’t your specialty, I know; you generally prefer to be … [Read more...] about Sign Language: Don’t be so bloodthirsty, Scorpio
Sign Language: It isn’t magic, Scorpio
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) What makes you happy? I’m worried that you’ve forgotten three-quarters of a once quite-extensive list. That’s made the remaining items unreasonably important, and it can consequently be devastating when one of them goes missing. Spend some time this week dredging up the rest of your Things That Make Me Happy List from memory, or reinventing it from … [Read more...] about Sign Language: It isn’t magic, Scorpio