I was unloading my deliveries in a Kahului parking lot when you got out of your truck. I barely noticed you at all, since I was busy doing my job, and until I closed the back of my Jeep. That, I guess, is when my Obama sticker became visible and you yelled, “Obama? Does that [EXPLETIVE DELETED] have a budget yet? Does he? Does he have a budget yet? You’re an idiot, a [EXPLETIVE DELETED] liberal. A godless secular humanist. What a [EXPLETIVE DELETED] idiot you are! Don’t you get it? Our country is going to hell with that [EXPLETIVE DELETED].” I seriously hoped some big Hawaiian guy would come over and punch you. If you act this way every time you see an Obama bumper sticker, you must have way too much time on your hands and are awfully lucky no one has punched your lights out yet.
Illustration by Ron Pitts
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