This is a message to that tall, thin, blonde would-be thief who snatched the lady’s purse in Costco parking lot. I’m the man who kept you from being successful with your crime. Was it really necessary to cut me up like you did? You’re a coward and a thief whose days on the street will be over soon. Do us all a favor and buy yourself a rope and hang yourself. Or just get off the island. You will be very lucky if the Maui PD finds you before I do.
Illustration by Ron Pitts
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