Eh Taxi boy driving out of the Barmuda Triangle in Kihei: I was engaged in a conversation on the sidewalk with a gentleman I’ve known for years. As we talked, we made sure that you had enough room. We even gave you two lanes to negotiate. But apparently that wasn’t enough for you and your unseen royalty, so you decided to insinuate yourself into our talk with your bumper, practically knocking us down! And what was it you said to me? Oh, yes: “I’m a local!” Be careful son, or you could be having that taxi protruding from your body! Have a pleasant day!
Illustration: Ron Pitts
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