Thank you for the amazing time we spent on the beach together. It was nice to meet you, but getting to know you is another story. To be honest, I didn’t know whether to be flattered or pissed off when I realized that when you invited me to your house, you actually took me to a house belonging to other people. People you did not know. Did you not think of what might happen when the people who actually lived there came home and found you there with a date? Look, I’ll give you an “A” for effort, but come on! You could’ve at least cleaned the place, or chosen a place worthy of risking a Breaking and Entering charge! Oh, and by the way: Spaghettios is not considered a viable dinner when you bring a woman home (or to someone else’s home). Thanks for restoring my faith in men.
Illustration by Ron Pitts