Eh Fishing Hog

Eh brah–Did you know that the beaches here are for everybody to share? I’ve watched you down at the Maui Lu beach seven days a week, running at least five fishing poles. You’re taking up the entire beach! Next time I decide to fish there, I’ll just muscle my way in and cast right next to your gear. Guarans ball bearings I’ll catch more than you!

Illustration by Ron Pitts