Eh brah, this is for the dickhead fishermen at Little Beach who insisted on fishing in the swimming area, effectively cutting off a third of the beach. When politely asked to move, one went apeshit for 20 minutes, screaming obscenities and threatening people with violence. There was plenty of room for everyone if you had just moved down the beach a few yards. But, apparently, you feel acting like a total asshole gives you the right to shut down a third of the beach. I truly hope someday you get smacked by a flying lure and it knocks some sense in you.
Illustration: Ron Pitts