Eh brah: So you sat down to wait for your food but did you really have to toss my crutches onto my knee to make room? Could you, at least, have said, “excuse me?” To make matters worse, you started hollering about your food being untimely. Look, yeah, this little diner doesn’t offer fast service, but you need to slow down and stop being a jerk. Please.
Illustration: Ron Pitts
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