Who wears cologne to the gym? Seriously, brah, you’re choking us with that smell. Everyone tries to politely move away from you when you’re there but you just don’t get the hint. The cologne permeates throughout the gym, burning noses and eyes. Please stop the air pollution! At least the people who smoke have to go outside 20 feet from the door, which is exactly where you should be!
Illustration: Ron Pitts