Eh, crazy blonde chick: So I went to kiteboard over at Naish Beach–AKA, “the keyhole”–and you and your black 4×4 was blocking the single lane entry to the parking lot while you unload your shit. I mean, there’s a line of cars waiting for this circus to be over. Hello? We wanna get outta here, lady! And you’re walking back and forth like a wild creature looking all rushed. Like we all should have patience for this! What the hell are you doing? Then you suddenly got the “chutzpah” to talk to me over my window, giving me directions just so you could park your lazy ass in that spot instead of walking the extra 12 feet and not block the whole parking area? Seriously–aren’t you embarrassed?
Illustration: Ron Pitts