Eh Brah! This sistah is tired of you breaking off (or stealing) the mirror I installed in the driveway. That was number four! They’re on there for my safety and yours. Now I’ve got to install another one so I don’t hit you when I pull out. And I’m not the only one who uses it–the mail carrier, delivery drivers, gas company rep and the meter reader all use it, too. Awe brah, if you need a mirror, just come ask and I’ll make one for you!
Illustration: Ron Pitts