Eh, helicopter all up in my business. You may think it’s all good to fly so low because you’re in Kaupo and no one’s gonna see you out here, but I see you. And guess who hears you? My sleeping keiki. I know when the rains come, you make big bucks showing off the waterfalls, but why don’t you try to come down here next time and do some real work? Like, maybe help quiet these crying babies who are scared from the loud noise you’re making? Or do some real work on the farm instead of admiring my hard work from your invasive throne in the sky?
Illustration: Ron Pitts