Eh Fun Police who sat up front at the concert: You people give almost nothing back to the band, ever. You sit there while legendary artists pour their heart and soul out in front of you, while you golf clap and talk quietly amongst yourselves. Then you have the nerve to tell everyone to shut up and sit down–even after the musician told the crowd “Stand up, only old people sit down at a concert.” I’ve seen it time and time again. People like you embarrassed us and the whole island. I’ve watched this go on for 20 years now. You people should sit in the back and give your good seats to people who will appreciate a great show. You suck!
Illustration: Ron Pitts