Eh Brah, I’m sure you enjoy your daily brushes with death winding out your hella loud motorcycle at 110 mph on the highway between Ka`anapali and Kahana. But no one is impressed by your wheelies. I’ve seen the cops try to catch you but no can. Not only do I hope I am not behind you when you finally accomplish your eventual suicide, but I wonder if you think about how many thousands of condo-dwellers are jarred awake every night by the obnoxious engine scream?
Illustration: Ron Pitts