To the driver of the beater Maui cruiser leaving Paia and heading to Haiku the other morning: brah, what were you smoking? First, you sat there at the light socializing, holding up traffic, then you bobbed your head up and down, non-stop, the whole way, swerving all over the road because you were texting your ass off! It’s a $300 ticket now, idiot, assuming you don’t kill someone. Or someone will kick your ass for being so dumb and inconsiderate! Next time I hope to see you pulled over with the blue lights on!!
Illustration: Ron Pitts
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