You like to call yourself a yoga teacher and act like you are some deeply spiritual man but the truth is that you are a violent thieving punk and everyone in your community knows it. Your ratty dreadlocks aren’t fooling anyone, you rasta-poser douche. Next time you attack someone unprovoked from behind your karma is gonna run over your dogma and your “luck” will run out. And I will be there, laughing my ass off the whole time. I feel so sorry for anyone who tries to learn a spiritual practice from you. But as they say, karma is a bitch, and so are you.
Illustration by Ron Pitts