BEST HAPPY HOUR
Moose McGillycuddy’s
Okay, let me get this straight: best place to meet your future ex, best place to break up AND best happy hour? Interesting, I see how all this is developing. First, you suggest to your significant other that you both go have a couple happy hour cocktails—perhaps a couple scotch and sodas. Then after your third drink—their second—and over the loud top 40 hits the DJ is spinning, you lean over to your date and do the whole “it’s not you it’s me” and the “let’s just be friends, okay?” thing. Generously, you buy their next drink that they promptly throw in your face. And as the door is hitting their ass on the way out, you notice a cute blonde—or brunette or bald person, whatever floats your boat—across the bar and you smile wanly in their direction, playing the whole “oh, I’m so broken-hearted” card for a while ‘cause you know that always works, until you both… Oh, the devils you are! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. [SC]
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