BEST CORNER TO GET HIT BY A CAR
Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t, he just got tagged by a silver convertible Mustang with an Enterprise sticker on the bumper and a family of four, fresh from the airport. The last time I checked, any street corner on Maui that has tourist drivers in the near vicinity is the best corner to get hit by a car. But with all the traffic of the visitor season at its peak, forget about crossing at Baldwin Avenue and Hana Highway in Paia. If you want your kneecaps taken out, or worse, just step into the high-speed traffic of their intersection and tempt the crazy tourists that seem to almost try to hit pedestrians. And if it’s whale season and the ocean is within visual sight, you’re looking at a mandatory bumper-to-femur connection. [TH/IH]
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