BEST ADULT STORE
The idea of visiting an adult store can be an intimidating one for the novice shopper. You might imagine them to be dank, dark and scary with dusty, musty aisles of sticky videos and unidentifiable phallic objects too numerous to appear user-friendly. You picture men in trench coats leering over their copy of Naughty Nymphos and the unapproachable and freaky, lobotomized guy behind the counter who could not possibly have sex. Ever. This is definitely not the case at The Love Shack in Kihei’s Kalama Village. There, you enter a bright, sensuous atmosphere and are greeted by the warm smiles of a knowledgeable staff, enticing you to look over their banana flavored penis massage creams and hand-held remote clitoral stimulators. For quality sexy lingerie in silk or leather, fun novelty items like Tit Tacks or to simply update your personal assistant with the dual-action butterfly/rabbit combo, check it out and go down south (to Kihei, what did you think I meant?). Instead of immediately needing to take a hot shower because you feel icky, after you visit this adult store you may just need to take a cold one. [SC]
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