BEST POLITICAL CAUSE
If you are reading this and you haven’t already formed an opinion in your mind within two seconds, then you must be so lame that you don’t even have your own political cause. My advice to you is to get up off your big lazy okole and get knee deep in the shit around you because there is lots of it. Don’t know where to begin? Look deep within yourself and find something that you’re passionate about, even remotely, you lethargic creature of capitalism, and argue desperately in your underdog’s favor. There are plenty of great causes that continue to mark our disgusting human existence and will remain until death do us part: human rights, the Angelican faith, racial and sexual equality, hunger, child labor, overdevelopment, Catholic priests, oppressive governments, our deteriorating and polluted environment, the wrath of war, the existence of aliens and your right to be nude 24/7. Just stay away from the cults, mush brain. [JR]
Comments
comments